The next day the group received a basket of fruit and an apology note from Jim Darkmagic assuring them the miscreant would be dealt with. In addition, they were given use of a GOLD level (or lower) vehicle to be acquired from the Vehicle Procurement Center (VPC).
On the way to the VPC, four thieves attempted to kill themselves by throwing themselves hard against the ground…several times…oh wait…I mean they got the shit kicked out of them because apparently EVERYONE in this damn party has THUNDERWAVE.
When they arrived at the VPC they met VeeCThreeOh and Hartoo who helped them get situated in the VPC and find Calhicky, the VP Specialist. The gang did a great deal of haggling and ended up getting the highest level of insurance, three healing/ale bots, and the communications package for the price of the communications package…wow, very good. Its those types of Charisma scores that…what? They distracted Calhicky and stole that shit?!?! Ah, ok, I see how this is going to go…is anyone in this party Lawful Good?!?! The Cleric is? Great, he should have something to say about…huh? He was sleeping the whole time? Damn.
Anyhow, they made their way to the Aluminum Falcon where they met Al Yuminium (an aluminum dragon) that would be their dirigible balloon that takes them on their adventure. The gang likes all the features spelled out in the User’s Guide (don’t look at all that scribbling on the back…it was all done one night whilst playing Minecraft with some other Dungeon Masters…I am pretty certain it in NO WAY relates to anything you will be doing in this adventure)
No one died on the way to High Falls (damnit), and they arrived to find High Falls abandoned. Parking on the roof of the City Hall, they took one BeerBot with them as they began their uninformed stomping about town.
In the city hall, they discovered the plan for the city’s inhabitants to go down the falls….don’t delay.
In the Temple of Bahamut, they met an old man who was clearly NOT BAHAMUT…even tho he had 7 white birds flying around him and said shit like “stupid mortals”…oh wait, Ziggy identified the building as “The Temple of Tiamat”…I totally forgot about that.
After an unbelievably kiss-ass gesture to the old man, Ziggy and the other fools, i mean unpaid interns, made their way to The Magic Emporium. A wonderous building filled with all manner of magics, it truly is the pride of High Falls. You know, other than the river and the falls themselves, The Magic Emporium is a major tourist attraction, generating an enormous amount of money for the city and the people of High Falls….man they love that place.
They love it so much, that they performed some magic to protect it whilst they were away, knowing that three Animated Armors, five Flying Swords, and a Rug of Smothering were more than enough to discourage even the boldest thieves from ransacking their most beloved building.
The Unpaid Interns blew it up.
You heard right, they beat the crap out of the inside of the place, and then…Phylo…blew…it…up.
The resulting explosion killed Toothless for like the 20th time that day, and sent their trusty beerbot into low-Faerun orbit…